Google to catalog human genome, and create super humans

Google is teaming up with Craig Venter (of human genome mapping fame) to use Google’€™s vast computing power to help unlock biology’€™s mysteries and to create a new Google super human, who will automatically be Adwords/ Adsense aware, and have all Google advertising catered for their specific super-human needs.

According to Venter:
‘€˜’€˜Working with Google, we are trying to generate a gene catalog to characterize all the genes on the planet and understand their evolutionary development.’€™’€™

What he forgot to mention to Boston.com, where we found this story, is what Google plans to do with this technology, which a Google insider told us was part of the plan for Google world domination.

“Why stop at the internet when you can control the human race” said the insider. “Imagine being able to provide a search engine that can not only catalog all of humanity, but also make a genetically superior world as well”.

See Also

Google was unavailable for comment.

Picture of Duncan

Duncan

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

People who always seem content with “less” usually live by these 8 quiet life rules

People who always seem content with “less” usually live by these 8 quiet life rules

Global English Editing

7 signs you’re the intelligent one in your relationship, according to psychology

7 signs you’re the intelligent one in your relationship, according to psychology

Global English Editing

7 subtle signs contempt and resentment are creeping into a relationship, according to psychology

7 subtle signs contempt and resentment are creeping into a relationship, according to psychology

Global English Editing

6 behaviors of people in their 70s that younger generations find outdated and closed-minded, according to psychology

6 behaviors of people in their 70s that younger generations find outdated and closed-minded, according to psychology

Global English Editing

6 evening habits of people who stay in great shape without ever going to the gym

6 evening habits of people who stay in great shape without ever going to the gym

Global English Editing

People who clean their space before guests come over usually have these 7 traits

People who clean their space before guests come over usually have these 7 traits

Global English Editing