Armies mobilise in Europe for Scoble visit

Our spies in Europe report that the German army has mobilised along the border Belgium with news that Robert Scoble from Microsoft will be visiting the continent in December.

Reich Marshall Linux told the Blog Herald that it was vital for the protection of Open Source software in Germany that Scoble not be allowed to cross the border.

“It is one thing that he devours large amounts of food, but we cannot allow his insipid corporate philosophies to be taught to our children” he said.

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