A new report from MSNBC indicates that cows are now apparently the new black in the blogosphere, with a rise in the number of fictional animal characters blogging as marketing firms seek to cash in on the blogosphere by promoting a new range of gun toting, keyboard tapping fluffy animals.
Not only that, the animals also use Blogger to appear to be more “legitimate” and apparently also utilise RSS.
On enthralling entry at the Bovines Unite blog from Millie the Cow from Easton, Maryland reads:
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